Hello @dmilliz
I came across this post, longer than usual, but very entertaining. I think I would buy it just to be served by the woman you described who works as a saleswoman ha ha ha.
I like sports cars, honestly, but I've never driven one, would I buy it? I don't know, I like big cars more, pickup trucks. But I would definitely like to have the chance to know what it's like to drive a sports car.