RE: Saint-Nicolas challenge for well-behaved girls and boys

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qwerrie in #hivebuzz • 4 years ago (edited)

upvoted. the funnier the better, agree. "no pain - no gain", as they say. "easy come - easy go", i.e. less valued. so... let me think of my wishes...

Me: -- I was a good boy, here is my wishlist. Gimme something.
SN: -- Are you sure of that? Any proof-pics, recommendation letters?
Me: -- I have got 450 ~~friends~~ followers! They will say for me!
SN: -- Hhaha, you say 450 friends? And how much of them actually bother to read your posts? 5? 10?
Me: -- No, not 5, much more! fifteen! or even maybe 20! they do care, and comment back!
SN: -- Comment back? Haha, do they say 'What a brillian click' and 'Successfull post, have a nice day'?.
Me: -- Definitely no. There were a few like this, but I killed them and dug their corpses in the forest. Now I have only nice guys from engagement league, they come to my door to talk about the ...
SN: -- Okey, okey, now I believe you. I just checked your hivebuzz profile, you 've got 12500 replies, it cant be all made of shit. You was a good boy. What do you want from me?
Me: -- Yawwww! The first, I want Hive to become one, no, five, no, better seven dollars - I love the figure 'seven'...
SN: -- Stop, stop, man! Why do you ask me of this?
Me: -- Cause... er... well, we need a miracle... and I thought you are in charge of miracles? Is that so?
SN: -- Hmm, well, okey. Lets do it my way: I promise you o fulfill this weird desire, go to sleep and one day you wake up to see it came true. I just didnt promise I will do this exactly tomorrow. This one will take time, its, errr, rather a complex one.
Me: -- But why? Why is that so?
SN: -- You see, everything became too complicated these days... You are not the only person who ask. Why, do you think, the BTC rate experiencing such strange somersaults - up and down?
Me: -- No, I am not in the know. Why?
SN: -- Cause that result is a sum derived from the desires of millions crypto hoadlers. Do not imagine you are alone asking me for this! Millions make such a wishes - ones want it go down, others want it go to the Moon. Do you know the totals, how many different cryptocurrencies are now multiplying in the world? That's it. So get in line, pray, and have a Happy New Year.

4 years ago in #hivebuzz by qwerrie

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johannpiber 4 years ago

Haha, I can really imagine Santa's face listening and talking to you, my friend 😁

But as we already have been talking, your wishes are about the same as mine. So, I wish that your dreams about the Hive price will come true 😉

Cheers and !BEER
!invest_vote

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qwerrie 4 years ago

well, as we are on same blockchain, its no surprise we share same dreams! we may have different plans for investment of our earnings, but it doesnt change anything in thw whole picture, right?

the Santa was so kind! after a pause for consideration he have found a solution and brought me a cycle pump! to inflate the Hice token to 7 dollars (not sure if that was an exclusive or not - I didnt check, maybe he copypasted same digital present to all commenters in the thread?..) and I dared to make an experiment... sadly, I have to tell you that as soon as I pumped a Hive token to 6.96 mark -- that baloon said : ooops! - and cracked to zero. which means, we still ahve to find another solution.

please, accept from mea !BEER and !ENGAGE 50 as sa consolation.
do you plan to take part in the virt. festival ?

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johannpiber 4 years ago

Well, as soon as the Hive has reached the 6.95 mark I have sold all my Hive and now I am rich, I can buy my van and retire 🤣 ... just another dream 😉

No, each comment has been individual - Saint Nicolas has brought different gifts to everyone, it seems. I have got a lottery ticket which win some day in the future ... probably ... hopefully :)

I wanted to get a free ticket, but had so much to do that I have forgotten about it. But I don't have any VR gear to enjoy the fest and to be honest, I'm no party guy either. So I will wait curious what you all have tell how it was ☺️

Cheers and !BEER
!ENGAGE 50 - very generous, thank you so much :)
!invest_vote

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misterengagement 4 years ago

Thank you for your engagement on this post, you have recieved ENGAGE tokens.

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investinthefutur 4 years ago

@johannpiber denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
@johannpiber thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !

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beerlover 4 years ago

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misterengagement 4 years ago

Thank you for your engagement on this post, you have recieved ENGAGE tokens.

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beerlover 4 years ago

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @johannpiber, here is a little bit of BEER from @qwerrie for you. Enjoy it!

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saint-nicolas 4 years ago (edited)

Dear @qwerrie,
Not sure I can do something to pump Hive's price to $7
Anyway, I found this:

I hope that you like the color and it can be helpful for your request.
Happy Saint-Nicholas 🍬🍭🍬

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qwerrie 4 years ago

super. I already tried it. and, know what?

dear @saint-nicolas, it worked almost perfectly! I pumped it like a baloon, it became bigger, fatter, nicer, but at 6,96 it said: phewwwwwww! and then, it said: ooooooopss, and... after that suddenly lost its weight to zero. what did I did wrong? and what now am I supposed to do?..

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hivebuzz 4 years ago

Congratulations @qwerrie! You received a personal badge!

Thank you for your participation in the Saint Nicholas' day challenge. Here is your new badge.

If you have been kind, Saint Nicholas will come soon to bring you another little gift.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking}

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blackberryskunk 4 years ago

I'll pray to that 🙏

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ewkaw 4 years ago

Santa said shit! :o

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qwerrie 4 years ago

well, maybe its the clerk from his press office did!

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investinthefutur 4 years ago

@johannpiber denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
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beerlover 4 years ago

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @qwerrie, here is a little bit of BEER from @johannpiber for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

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