St Nick!
I've had to be a good, well behaved girl. It's not been a choice: I've been locked up most of the year...
What, I think you need, and I should try to arrange for you: some Scottish shorbread, haggis and a traditonal South African favourite: pickled fish.
In the meantime, some carrots from our garden for donkey Dick and there should be enough to share with Mrs Nick...